Another instalment in online dating is going really well.



Sometimes my feelings are too big for me.

Well.

Always.

Always my feelings are too big for me.


soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via herehereherehere)



justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

Developing humps, and/or lovely lady lumps.

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There’s always a Fall Out Boy lyric to represent my current situation. Praise the Wentz.

I can’t commit to a thing, be it heart or hospital.

Best friends.

Ex friends to the end.

Better off as lovers and not the other way around.

Racing through the city.

Windows down.

In the back of yellow checkered cars.


entertainmentweekly:

We’re makin’ tons of GIFs, you guys. Check ‘em out here: 

Hello beautiful. Hello. Hello. Hellooooooooo


equiuszahhak:

BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed

(via ruinedchildhood)


Then and now with 13 years in between. Not all family is blood. @kendalldelamont @calebdelamont @mikedelamont

Then and now with 13 years in between. Not all family is blood. @kendalldelamont @calebdelamont @mikedelamont


gloriousbacchus:

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

I LOVE YOU TUMBLR FRIENDS

(via ruinedchildhood)


sweeneyway:

to join the black parade

sweeneyway:

to join the black parade

(via ruinedchildhood)


Jenny Lewis - Just One Of The Guys [Official Music Video]


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albinwonderland:

madeleineishere:

sometimes it’s the little victories that get me through the day…

me on all-painting days! I always tug on my eyelashes as a bad habit, and then it’s like OH NO WAS I WEARING MASCARA no no I wasn’t it’s ok phew!! 

albinwonderland:

madeleineishere:

sometimes it’s the little victories that get me through the day…

me on all-painting days! I always tug on my eyelashes as a bad habit, and then it’s like OH NO WAS I WEARING MASCARA no no I wasn’t it’s ok phew!!